The Definition of BMW

[Militant-Grunt]

I was looking up words for my english paper when i thought to my self, hmmm what if...

so i typed BMW into urbandictionary.com and I got great results.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bmw&f=1

I just love the second one.

 

[MrElussive]

Haha, funny. I've also heard "Black Man's Wheels".

 

[theBMWenthusiast]

i like BMW Brings me Women

 

[PhatBimmer]

"Whay are you late?"
"Got stuck behind a BMW"

what 2 buy if u cant afford a benz

BMW's are for people who can't afford Mercedes yet when they get 'em, they notice that they aren't as superior as Volkswagens. [???1] right...


BMW=High price=high repair cost and maintenance=pretentious=inferiority complex=loser

A line of automobiles in which the manufacturer feels entitled to liberally add 30% to the subjective worth of their automobiles in MSRP in order to feed the egos of the car's loyal clientele, most of whom have penis sizes under 4 inches and like to compare prep schools and platinum credit card plans in their spare time. Often seen outside of Starbucks, concentrated in upper-middle-class downtown neighborhoods and driven by jerkoffs who feel the need to express their (lack of) man-(or woman-)hood by driving their cars offensively on multi-lane freeways.

Check out how good the new Norah Jones CD sounds in the Harmon-Kardon sound system in my automatic steel-rimmed 320i! I'm going to go cut off someone on the freeway now!


Soooooooo confused over all this talk

 

[Dutch]

Hahahahaha Phatbimmer, dude you're so funny!!!!!!